The world’s most honest personal crowdfunding page

I tried working. It didn’t make me rich.

After years of working hard, changing careers, trying new opportunities, making questionable decisions, and repeatedly checking my bank account...

I have decided to try something different.

Asking the internet for money.

No fake startup. No revolutionary cryptocurrency. No course teaching you how to become a millionaire.

Just one guy, some debt, and an unnecessarily optimistic website.

Read My Story

No pressure. Seriously. You can just look around.

TAXI DRIVER → WAITER → CLEANER → QUALITY CONTROL → CONTRACTOR → TECHNICAL DRAFTER → PRIVATE DRIVER → PERSONAL ASSISTANT → CMO → CTO → MLM → STILL NOT RICH → TRYING THE INTERNET →

I really did try.

I’ve had more jobs than financial breakthroughs.

Taxi driver. Waiter. Cleaner. Quality Control. Contractor. Technical Drafter. Private Driver. Personal Assistant. CMO. CTO. Multi-Level Marketing.

Different jobs. Different salaries. Different levels of exhaustion. Same debt.

At some point, a person has to consider the possibility that working harder might not be the only available strategy.

So here we are.

You. Me. And this website.

The Extremely Scientific Wealth-O-Meter

Current Financial Situation Still Not Rich

Ultimate Goal Yes

17% closer to making questionable financial decisions

83% of the problem remains

These numbers are completely fictional. The debt, unfortunately, is not.

Why Donate?

My Debt Is Very Loyal.

Jobs come and go. Opportunities come and go. People come and go. But my debt? Still here.

Please help us break up.

I Already Tried Working Harder.

Excellent idea. I’ve been testing it for years. Results remain disappointing.

Money Can’t Buy Happiness.

Maybe. But I believe this important scientific theory deserves further research.

I volunteer as the test subject.

The Financial Plan

60%

Paying Debt

The responsible part. Very boring. Unfortunately necessary.

25%

Surviving

Food. Bills. Transportation. Life. Apparently, staying alive is a subscription service.

10%

Enjoying Life

Maybe ordering food without sorting the menu from cheapest to most expensive. Dream big.

Questionable Decisions

I could have hidden this category. But transparency is important.

Choose Your Impact

None of these numbers feel right?

Enter your own amount. I promise to act surprised.

How You Can Help

PayPal

Fast. Simple. International. Almost suspiciously convenient. And most importantly... money.

Donate With PayPal

Crypto

Bitcoin and USDT. Choose your preferred network carefully.

My financial problems do not currently include recovering lost cryptocurrency transactions. I would like to keep it that way.

Bank Transfer

Prefer traditional banking? Request my bank details. Very professional. Almost like this is a serious website.

For Seriously Generous People

Planning Something Suspiciously Generous?

Want to make a large donation? Need bank transfer details? Want to confirm that I am a real person with very real financial problems?

Or perhaps you simply have questions about how a grown adult ended up building a website asking strangers on the internet for money?

Fair enough. Feel free to contact me directly.

Signal masbenverse.88

For private conversations, generous ideas, and people who type “I’d like to help” without joking.

Email masben.social@pm.me

For bank transfer requests, questions, suspiciously large acts of generosity, or financial miracles that require paperwork.

Please don’t send investment opportunities, crypto schemes, MLM opportunities, or advice telling me to “just work harder.” I have already conducted extensive research on that strategy.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this serious?

Unfortunately, yes.

Is this a joke?

Also yes. Life is complicated.

Are the statistics real?

Absolutely not. They exist primarily for entertainment purposes. The financial problems, however, have refused to participate in the joke.

Is this a charity?

No. This is personal financial support. You are giving money directly to a person whose current financial strategy involves asking the internet nicely.

Is this an investment?

No shares. No tokens. No guaranteed returns. No revolutionary business model. Just gratitude.

Will I get my money back?

No. That would make this a loan. And this website is already complicated enough.

Why don’t you just work harder?

Excellent suggestion. I’ve been testing it for years.

What happens if you actually get rich?

First, I will be extremely confused. Then I will probably stare at my bank account for several hours. After that, we’ll figure it out.

Can I donate anonymously?

Of course. You can be a mysterious financial hero. I respect that.

Can I donate more than $1,000?

Yes. I admire your imagination. Please contact me immediately so I can confirm that neither of us is hallucinating.

Still Here. Still in Debt. Still Accepting Donations.

You made it all the way to the bottom of the website.

At this point, we’ve been through a lot together.

You know my story. You know the plan. You know more about my financial situation than some of my relatives.

There is only one thing left to do.

Help me pay my debt. Help me breathe a little easier.

And if the internet accidentally goes too far...